I had some more fun over on icanhascheezburger.
Category Archives: parody
Well, well, well. It seems the good folks at the Securities and Exchange Commission have been busy. You may remember the stock market’s recent downturn starting in 2008. It seems that during that year, plenty of folks at the SEC weren’t watching the market. Instead they were busy watching porn.
Now, I’m not going to tell them that they can’t pursue “adult” entertainment on their own time (though I do reserve the right to tell them that they shouldn’t). However, they did so on the clock. Since it was a government job, then that means that they were getting paid to watch porn with our money.
Good grief. I always knew big government was obscene, but I didn’t know it was literally so. Of course, this also brings to mind a hardware-based euphemism that is often used to describe what the government does to taxpayers. If you are really that curious: it’s not a nail. What, did you think I would spell it out? I do try to keeep it family friendly around here.
Now, I don’t know what effect it would have had if they had been working on the clock instead of… um… engaging in extracurricular activities. Could they have stopped the collapse? Who knows.
Of course, knowing the big government philosophy of the folks in DC, they’ll probably say that the cure is more government. Oh, yeah… they’ll probably blame Bush or Republicans or Conservatives for this, too.
ABC News – Workers Spent Hours on Porn Sites Instead of Stopping Fraud
MichelleMalkin.com – What the SEC watchdogs were watching
Here’s me reading “Harry Reid” (by Jack Norcross) accompanied by pictures of the trailer I saw the poem on.
I took the trailer photos Elko, NV.
I took the sign photo in Alamo, NV
poem by Jack Norcross
photos by Greg Irwin
I have no connection with Jack Norcross, I just saw the trailer while travelling.
Recently, President Obama went to Osan Air Base (a US military base in South Korea). While there, he opened his mouth and admitted his true reason for going there:
“You guys make a pretty good photo op,”
Of course, this just begged for me to make a LOL.
moar funny pictures
Here’s a little photoshop fun I had. It’s a parody of the famous “Pass it on” billboards by The Foundation for a Better Life.
No disrespect for the billboards (which are good, for the most part) is intended.
Anyone else remember the old Liberal bumper sticker slogan about the Air Force having to hold a bake sale to buy a bomber?
How about this:
Won’t it be a great day when taxpayers keep all the money they earn and Congress has to hold a bake sale to pay for their pork?