Monthly Archives: April 2010

Fence Test

Amone the many emails that get passed around, you will occasionally find one that is both funny and thought-provoking.

Fence Test

If you ever wondered what side of the fence you sit on………..

If a Conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one.
If a Liberal doesn’t like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a Conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat..
If a Liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a Conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a Conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a Conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.

If a Conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
A Liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it’s a foreign religion, of course!)

If a Conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A Liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a Conservative reads this, he’ll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Liberal will delete it because he’s “offended”.

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Watching the economy?

Well, well, well. It seems the good folks at the Securities and Exchange Commission have been busy. You may remember the stock market’s recent downturn starting in 2008. It seems that during that year, plenty of folks at the SEC weren’t watching the market. Instead they were busy watching porn.

This is wonderful fodder for parody, so here is my latest creation:
Instead of watching the market, they were watching porn. Government jobs - aren't they great?

Now, I’m not going to tell them that they can’t pursue “adult” entertainment on their own time (though I do reserve the right to tell them that they shouldn’t). However, they did so on the clock. Since it was a government job, then that means that they were getting paid to watch porn with our money.

Good grief. I always knew big government was obscene, but I didn’t know it was literally so. Of course, this also brings to mind a hardware-based euphemism that is often used to describe what the government does to taxpayers. If you are really that curious: it’s not a nail. What, did you think I would spell it out? I do try to keeep it family friendly around here.

Now, I don’t know what effect it would have had if they had been working on the clock instead of… um… engaging in extracurricular activities. Could they have stopped the collapse? Who knows.

Of course, knowing the big government philosophy of the folks in DC, they’ll probably say that the cure is more government. Oh, yeah… they’ll probably blame Bush or Republicans or Conservatives for this, too.

ABC News – Workers Spent Hours on Porn Sites Instead of Stopping Fraud – What the SEC watchdogs were watching

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All the media has done is ignore the following

Today on this thread on I found this nugget:

On April 21st, 2010 at 4:44 pm, Flyoverman said:

On April 21st, 2010 at 3:53 pm, ArizonaNeanderthal said:
These damn fools who continue to insist Bambi is not marxist/socialist should do some web browsing and connect the dots-blind squirrel.

What dots? Why there is hardly any evidence. All the meida has done is ignore the following:

Mom was a communist
Dad was a communist
Grandma was a communist
Grandpa was a communist
Dad worked for a communist group in Kenya
Mom worked for a communist group in Indonesia
Young Barack was mentored by a communist, Frank Marshall Davis
Barack is a disciple of Saul Alinsky, a communist
Valarie Jarrett’s father was a prominent communist
Van Jones is a self professed communist
His former communication’s director, Anita Dunn, admires Mao
Dr. Tara O’Toole, a communist was nominated by Obama to a post in DHS
Friend Bill Ayers, was a member of the Marxist Weather Underground
For 20 years Obama attended a church, whose theology is Marxist based

Make Obama white and substitute Tea Party Member for communist and Marxist. What would the media do?

Direct link to the comment in question

Gee, Wally. I don’t know how the media could have missed all those signs.
You said it, Beav!

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If 26 Year Olds Are Children…

The other day, a caller on the Rush Limbaugh show made an interesting observation:

If 26 year olds are children (as they will be considered under Obamacare), then they shouldn’t be drinking or voting.

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