Over Five Thousand Years Ago

This was taken from the Buffalo Gap Round-Up, August 2009.

Over Five Thousand Years Ago…
Submitted by Pam Miles, Abilene, TX

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, “Pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land.”

Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, “Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the promised land.”

Now Obama is going to steal your shovel, kick your asses, raise the price of camels, and mortgage the promised land.

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